Married at First Sight Australia 2023‘s Harrison Boon and Jesse Burford are prime examples of “emotionally stunted men” that fans are constantly faced with in the brutal dating world.

During the February 2 episode, the controversial marriage celebrant confirmed once and for all that his “icks” were just misogynistic BS that every woman has come up against at some point in their life.

Jesse attempted to show some vulnerability by opening up about feeling “not manly at all”. However, he quickly lost any sliver of sympathy that fans may have had for him after he started sharing his ridiculous “ick” list with bride Claire Nomarhas.

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Jesse Burford.
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Harrison Boon.
Married at First Sight Australia 2023‘s Harrison Boon and Jesse Burford are prime examples of “emotionally stunted men”. Source: Nine

While the kindergarten teacher was patient in trying to explain that he needed to get over his BS, Jesse’s hits just kept coming,

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Jesse quickly lost any sliver of sympathy that fans may have had for him after he started sharing his ridiculous “ick” list with his bride Claire Nomarhas. Source: Nine

And our new KWEEN Claire knew exactly when to say enough was enough.

“No, you’re not my person. I’ve decided,” she told him.

Fans praised Claire for standing up for herself and showing that she knew her worth.

She showed thousands of other Aussies that we don’t have to put up with unsalvageable “emotionally stunted men”.

Married at First Sight Australia 2023 fans reckon Harrison Boon was embarrassed about his performance in bed

In just the first week since Married at First Sight Australia 2023 premiered, Harrison has been faced with allegations of racism, cheating and being an anti-vaxxer. Like, it’s a lot.

So, seasoned MAFS fans weren’t exactly surprised when the constructor worker quickly changed his tune after sleeping with wife, Bronte Schofield.

Before they slept together, Harrison claimed he was ready to jump over the table to Bronte because the sexual energy was so charged.

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MAFS fans weren’t exactly surprised when the constructor worker quickly changed his tune after sleeping with wife Bronte Schofield. Source: Nine

Afterwards, he reckoned that he wasn’t “sexually attracted” to the stunning bride.

As Bronte so adequately put it: “HUH?!”

While some fans suggested that he was just “using” Bronte, others suspected that he performed inadequately in bed and was embarrassed.

This was only reinforced when Bronte admitted that it was “so rushed and there was no emotions in it”.

Don’t worry, babe, we know EXACTLY what you mean.

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