Married at First Sight Australia 2022 may be nearing its end, but the drama is far from over. Last night the final dinner party — AKA the last supper — of the season graced our screens and it was f*cking bonkers.
Things kicked off (again) between Olivia Frazer and Domenica Calarco, Tamara Djordjevic was called out by her husband and OUR collective boyfriend Brent Vitiello. Oh, and Selina Chhaur apologised for her role in the nude photo scandal.
However, that was nothing compared to when the experts spawned in at the worst possible time to deliver the godforsaken Honesty Box.
So, grab your wine and buckle the hell in because Twitter’s reactions to the final dinner party of MAFS 2022 were wild!
Oh here come the honesty boxes! “Enjoy the rest of your evening” #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/U7178McRY5
— RealityCritic (@RealityCritic1) March 27, 2022
Selina and Cody Were (Somehow) In a Good Place
Somehow, Selina and Cody Bromely pleasantly surprised us with a relatively wholesome turn of the Honesty Box.
Given that Cody has been a sh*t husband to our angel Selina throughout, well, the whole experiment, we were a tad disappointed that she didn’t take the final dinner party as an opportunity to slam her MAFS bae.
Well, we’re happy for them, we guess?
You know you’re at a desperate point in the experiment when Selina and Cody’s fked up relationship is the palate cleanser.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 27, 2022
Selina deserves the world. Instead she got Cody.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/gsTjwaZ4uO
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 27, 2022
Domenica Broke Our (and Jack’s) Heart
Domenica and her hubby Jack Millar have been the MAFS golden couple (in our eyes) since day dot.
We THOUGHT that these two were strong AF. But, where there is a will there is a way and of course, the Honesty Box was the thing to send the relationship on a potential downward spiral.
After answering the expert-appointed questions at the final dinner party, MAFS producers decided to *spice* things up a bit and let Jack ask his bride whatever he wanted.
“Do you see longevity in this relationship?” Australia’s boyfriend asked his TV wife.
Domenica took a LOOOONG time to answer. Even Tamara found it awkward.
“Long pause,” she said, pointing out the obvious.
“It’s been really hard to see longevity with you… Listening to my heart and my head, I always had doubts.”
Yep, that was the sound of our hearts shattering into a million pieces.
Can Dom actually speak without being interrupted, spoken over or told to hurry up. How the hell has no one in that room told Tamara to shut the fuck up. #mafsau #mafs
— ♒️ (@vlada_sasha) March 27, 2022
Tamara pretty mouthy for someone who’s marriage is 100% not gunna work#MAFS #MAFSAU
— Carbie B (@bishcheese) March 27, 2022
Being vulnerable in front of Tamara and Olivia is like eating chips in front of seagulls #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Andrew Masters (@Lakitoo) March 27, 2022
Fuck I love Jack. He is an amazing human being. What a bloody champion. Jack if you see this, I stand and applaud you. The way you have handled every situation you’ve found yourself in, you have been the best man in this show. Wish there were more men like you out there. #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/QtapBT4ca8
— Karen Lawler (@speedgal2779) March 27, 2022
Tamara and Brent… WTAF?
Next up, the couple who should have left in week one… Tamara and Brent. How TF these two made it to the final MAFS dinner party is beyond us.
Despite Tamara being a pretty crappy wife, Brent still humoured her by answering the Honesty Box questions.
When he got to *choose* a Q, instead of asking why his bride is a snob, Brent opted to quiz Tamara about whether she would rather save his life or date Justin Beiber. Sigh.
Tamara: are you a waiter?#mafsau
— Mr Krabappel (@Ifyousa54251090) March 27, 2022
Favourite thing: When you’re asleep
— LittleMissMoo (@LittleMissMoo4) March 27, 2022
Least Fave: When you’re awake.
EASY. NEXT.#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
“This is greaat! This is so positive seeing this happening!”
— Nez 🇺🇦 (@fraggle73) March 27, 2022
Did Mel miss the last hour and a half of the show when Tamara was hideous to Brent? #mafs #mafsau
I second this! Calling Tamara a “psychopath” was a compliment in hindsight! #MAFS #MAFSAU https://t.co/yu9pDkxKFy
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 27, 2022
Jackson Finally Gave Olivia Some Constructive Feedback
THEN, public enemy number one Olivia and her minion Jackson Lonie stepped up to the Honesty Box.
While our resident MAFS “mean girl” confessed that she was falling in love with Jackson, her hubby admitted that he struggled with the idea that he might have to choose between her and his friends.
Olivia seemed taken aback as if she hasn’t literally told her husband that he will probably have to choose between her and his friends one day.
Dare we say, karma?
Oh, and ol’ Liv also maintained that there was “nothing she regrets” from the experiment — despite having potentially committed a felony and bullying multiple people. Noice.
Olivia and Jackson are the Aldi version of this.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ukrQKMhcmG
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 27, 2022
Nah, I think he just realises what an asshole you are and he’s backing away #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia Sorry Olivia. pic.twitter.com/hAnZ3iovU6
— Zuli (@ZuliSpeaks) March 27, 2022
So when Jackson says that, he gets praised for being honest
— reality tweets (@RealityTVTweet3) March 27, 2022
But Dom gets heckled …nice #MAFSAU #MAFS
Olivia should probably say she regrets admitting to a crime on national tv #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #MarriedAtFirstSight #MarriedatfirstsightAustralia
— mimi petrakis (@MimiPetrakis) March 27, 2022
There are not enough fingers in Australia to count the many things Olivia should! regret doing #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/54vdQZkOLA
— Leanne Aston (@LeanneAston1) March 27, 2022
RIP Ella and Mitch’s Relationship
As per usual, the contestants were actually honest when they really shouldn’t have been… AKA everyone… but especially, Mitch Eynaud.
Mitch and Ella’s night was doomed to fail, given that the groom rocked up to the dinner party dressed like a gum nut baby.
The cursed Honesty Box finally gave Ella the chance to open up about how she actually feels towards Mitch.
After revealing that she was on the path to falling in love with the model, the Melbournian confessed that she couldn’t guarantee her hubby would feel the same.
She then said what everyone has been thinking this whole f*cking season and admitted that Mitch does not know how to act in a relationship. As such, he makes Ella insecure because he can’t put his big boy pants on and use his feelings.
Mitch then blew up over something… what? No one knows. Definitely not something reasonable.
“Nothing will ever be enough for Mitchell,” Ella cried. We cried.
“We got final vows coming up,” Mitch pointed out and Ella walked out of the final MAFS dinner party. As she should!
Jesus fkn Christ we are NOT ready for final vows… this week is gonna be YUGE.
Ella is beautiful, loyal, intelligent, horny, funny, kind, understanding. Ella is the coolest.
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 27, 2022
Ella is a once in a lifetime gal.
Bless up, Ella. Stay cool.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/LEhtutlOX7
Ella. You deserve so much better , he has no depth of character at all . A cardboard cutout of a man #MAFSAU
— Dave Donital 🇮🇹🇦🇺♋️ (@feralbudgie) March 27, 2022
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