Last night Married at First Sight groom Andrew Davis made the ultimate MAFS mistake: he took the honesty box as an opportunity to actually be honest.
While he initially hit it off with his MAFS bride Holly Greenstein, only days in the cracks started to appear after the pair were presented with the infamous box of doom.
During Thursday, February 3’s episode, the 38-year-old took the opportunity to slam poor Holly for her performance in bed after the pair, errr, consummated their marriage.
When asked if he felt sexual chemistry with his new bride, Andrew’s response was cringe-worthy. Rivalling Bryce Ruthven‘s infamous “she’s not ugly” comment last season.
What is it about these damn honesty boxes??? The contestants should know by now there is literally one golden rule: if your opinion isn’t nice then don’t. be. honest.
Now some people might say, “If real married couples tried the honesty box then it would probably damage their relationships too”…and my response is….Fuck no, because we’d just lie like any person who isn’t fucking insane! #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) February 3, 2022
After taking some time to think about it, Andrew told Holly:
“Holly, I enjoy sex. I enjoy sex all the time. I enjoy it in random places, at random times,” he said before adding: “I know I have the right equipment and I feel like I know how to use that.”
BRB THROWING UP IN MY MOUTH.
Andrew is a great motivational speaker! He’s motivating me to never have sex again!#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 3, 2022
He continued: “But I feel like when we were intimate you weren’t there.”
“You were not physically there. I didn’t feel intimacy. I didn’t feel connected to you, so it wasn’t enjoyable for me. If I am being completely honest with you.”
Wow an egomaniac – thinks he’s got all the “equipment” to make sex pleasurable so it must be her fault #MAFSAU
— Carmen Urpani (@curpani) February 3, 2022
Andrew’s monologue had us SCREAMING to Holly through our screens.
Run for the hills, girl!
Twitter Was Not Happy With Andrew Davis’ Honesty on MAFS
Twitter felt pretty similarly and some of the reactions to Andrew’s completely unwarranted candour are absolute GOLD.
The self-proclaimed sex-god is twice-divorced, which after last night we think makes sense.
Now some people might say, “If real married couples tried the honesty box then it would probably damage their relationships too”…and my response is….Fuck no, because we’d just lie like any person who isn’t fucking insane! #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) February 3, 2022
Andrew couldn’t motivate himself to make those 2 marriages work…#MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/1zMjnyIFnI
— Aria (@Aria01471069) February 2, 2022
It is rapidly becoming clear what kind of guy Andrew is, and we feel so bad for poor Holly.
holly #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/imczzjuXga
— normie rockwell (@egghaters) February 2, 2022
The MAFS honesty box never fails to bring out the contestants’ true colours. Maybe Holly’s initial concerns about Andrew’s Texan upbringing were have valid after all…
Andrew saying Holly is a dud root is so fucking Texan.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 3, 2022
Twitter Has Handed Out Andrew Davis’ Verdict: You ARE the New Bryce Ruthven (AKA a Gaslighter)
In light of Andrew’s weird AF comments, we can’t help but draw parallels to a certain someone from MAFS‘ 2021 season.
Gaslighting? On MAFS? Who would’ve thunk it…
The producers really set us up to think that Holly was the crazy one but really Andrew is a gaslighting psycho.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 3, 2022
So, this is how the control begins…
— Best Foot Forward (@toomanydeejays) February 3, 2022
Andrew basically tells her she’s not faking it enough in bed, makes her feel shit about herself & then apologises.
He now knows that the next time in bed she’ll be faking only to make sure his ego is fed #MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia
After the sh*tstorm of bad publicity that arose as a result of Bryce and Mel’s controversial pairing last season, we are hoping the MAFS producers know better than to ignore Andrew’s questionable behaviour.
MAFS producers be like “this man has just completely decimated this woman’s self esteem for good but also this other couple are playing footsy hehehe”#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 3, 2022
It feels as though at this point, MAFS wouldn’t be MAFS without one serial gaslighter (which is NOT a good thing).
MAFS?! With unhinged relationships that are toxic as fuck and triggering?!#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/3fIUwaN5wF
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 3, 2022
In summary, Andrew is Toxic with a capital T. We very much hope to see John Aiken hand it to him next week.
Fellow MAFS Groom Cody Bromely Was Also In Hot Water After Thursday’s Episode
Andrew joined fellow groom Cody Bromley in the dog house after Thursday’s episode.
Come with me Cody and Andrew, I just wanna talk.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/gOvrxrs4Fa
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 3, 2022
Cody broke the golden honesty box rule, using the box as an opportunity to tell his Selina Chhaur he wasn’t really attracted to her.
In summary, after last night episode the only MAFS men we stan are Mitch and Levi (as in Brent Vitiello‘s hot best man).
Glad to see that the bar has been set high for the caliber of men on #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/cga3WttFWp
— TheIrishFeminist (@irish_feminist) January 31, 2022
To conclude, MAFS stands for Men Are Fucking Shit #mafs #mafsau
— Andy (@Skualg) February 2, 2022
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