During Monday’s episode of Married at First Sight Australia 2022, Cody Bromley graciously invited his wife Selina Chhaur (and the whole of Australia) to see inside his Northern Beaches bachelor pad and we really wish he hadn’t.
Yes, okay, Cody is a “chill guy” but BRO that does not excuse not cleaning your house – like, ever!
Netizens found a great sense of humour and disgust in Cody’s feral humble abode, and let’s just say they had a lot of thoughts about the house tour we were privy to.
Cody’s Roommate Put Up a Wildly Innapropriate Poster of Selina
Upon arriving at Cody’s home, Selina was greeted by a host of bacteria as well as a wildly inappropriate poster hanging above Cody’s bed.
The groom’s housemate had created a poster depicting Selina holding partially-cut a watermelon in front of her crotch… with Cody next to her eating a piece of watermelon.
Given that Cody’s roommate dressed up as Spiderman to crash his MAFS audition video, we shouldn’t have been shocked by the personal trainer’s Batman bed covers. But alas, we were.
Everything about this was just wildly uncomfortable to watch.
Dry retch count: One.
Selina was obvs uncomfy but strap in, girl — it gets a hell of a lot worse!
So Cody’s roommate had enough time to photoshop a whole image but couldn’t clean up a little bit #MAFSAU
— not beyonce (@cherryclique) March 14, 2022
You KNOW Cody is that kinda guy that doesn’t own forks, or hasn’t washed his sheets for 3 months #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
— deadplant15 (@deadplant15) March 14, 2022
How has Cody not taken that blatantly disrespectful picture down off his wall, and how has Selina not walked out the door? #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Gozza (@Gozza08) March 14, 2022
Much as I think Cody’s a dick, I wholeheartedly approve of his Bat-bedding 🦇 #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/xe480UIYNh
— MAHONEY (@cdtmahoney) March 14, 2022
Cody Hasn’t Replaced His Fan In Aproximately… Ever
After spending the night in Casa Cody, Selina revealed she hadn’t slept that well. Wow, shocker!
For dramatic effect, the MAFS cameraman zoomed up on Cody’s pedestal fan which was quite literally covered in dust, rust and probably a bunch of other things that we would rather not know about.
Can someone please inform him that they are literally $12 BRAND NEW at Kmart?
Imagine how wildly Cody’s pad would light up under black light #mafs #mafsau
— Matt Watson 🇺🇦 (@MattWatson1) March 14, 2022
Let’s hope the camera crew got tetanus jabs before they entered Cody’s place #MAFSAustralia #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Artemis (@easytiger7777) March 14, 2022
#MAFSAU
— MrBigglesworth (@MrB1gglesw0rth) March 14, 2022
Cody: “Welcome Selina, to my humble roach motel.”
Selina: pic.twitter.com/VNaROLnkqq
We also got to see Cody’s lounge room which was kitted out with no more than four pieces of furniture. So, clearly, he’s a minimalist.
Selina looked a little tense about the state of Cody’s house and MAFS Twitter was having a field day with it.
Cody’s place is the kind of place you’d end up at for a party in your 20’s but you wouldn’t want to stay overnight for fear of catching something. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Isobel Ardent (@isobelardent) March 14, 2022
Cody’s house is so reminiscent of all the houses my friends spent first year of uni in, at EIGHTEEN #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Steph the sarcastic sequin (@Steph_Simmons89) March 14, 2022
Cody’s house isn’t a Bachelor pad. It’s a dumpster.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 14, 2022
Breakfast Time at Cody’s House Was Just As Bad As MAFS Fans Expected
Then, much to Selina’s dismay, it was breakfast time for her and Cody!
As you would expect, Cody’s fridge (and entire kitchen) was equally as shocking as the rest of his house.
For starters, his tap was broken. The sound of it squealing is forever burned into our brains now.
As Selina pointed out, the pipes under Cody’s sink were also broken, having leaked and left the cabinets underneath all soggy. Noice.
Producers: Cody show us all the broken shit in your house all at once #mafsau #mafs
— Erin Grant | #Aboriginallivesmatter (@erinomelette) March 14, 2022
We were also treated to a peek inside of Cody’s fridge and all we have to say is Jesus f*cking Christ!
The only “food” Cody had in his house was some out of date fast food and alcohol. And to think this man is 30!!!!
We need to get a Food Safety Inspector to Cody’s place ASAP. That’s where the next Australian Salmonella outbreak will come from. You heard here first #MAFS pic.twitter.com/X8Z148FjsM
— Flavs (@flavs_is_here) March 14, 2022
Oh no. Nooooo. Who puts leftover fast food burgers in fridge? They’re barely food on the day they’re purchased #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/25rapldxGX
— Jodie (@jodielongton) March 14, 2022
Selina trying her best, but I just can’t get past the onions & bananas interior design. #mafs #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/f6aSUHpE7i
— henrybtaylor (@henrybtaylor) March 14, 2022
Selina Was Trying To Be a Good Sport
In spite of the state of her one-star stay at Cody’s House, Selina put on a brave face for her MAFS husband.
Props to her, we guess?!
Selina, there’s settling. And then there’s whatever the hell you’re currently doing with Cody. Leave and flourish. #mafs #mafsau
— Las (@LasandroFlores) March 14, 2022
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