Married at First Sight Australia 2023’s Alyssa Barmonde has announced that she’s launching her own range of merchandise and we kinda love this for her.

On April 14, the former executive assistant posted a clip to TikTok sharing her exciting plans for the merch drop.

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Married at First Sight Australia 2023’s Alyssa Barmonde has announced that she’s launching her own range of merchandise. Source: Nine

“Exciting things are coming y’all,” she wrote alongside a video of herself sipping from a rather fancy mug.

However, upon closer inspection, fans noticed that the cup was branded with her now infamous “I have a child” catchphrase. And we’re 100% certain her ex-hubby Duncan James won’t be purchasing one.

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Fans took to the comments section expressing excitement for the mother-of-one’s upcoming range of products.

“Waiting for the merch patiently,” one person commented, whilst another wrote, “Love it!”

At least Alyssa can laugh at herself. After all, you know what they say: If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry.

Alyssa Barmonde was ‘coincidentally’ fired from her job after receiving a bad edit on MAFS

This comes after Alyssa was fired from the job she’d held for the past seven years.

On April 17, the reality star told The Daily Telegraph that she didn’t believe being made redundant just two weeks after the Finale had aired was any coincidence, as she copped a “villain edit” on the show.

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Alyssa believes being made redundant after her appearance on MAFS was “no coincidence”. Source: Nine

We hope Alyssa’s new business is successful and who knows? It may even turn into a full-time job? Well, full-time excluding every day ending with Y, because she HAS A CHILD to care for!

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