The Bachelors Australia 2023’s Thomas Malucelli was spotted on the dating app Hinge and his profile is just as cringy as you’d expect.
If you’re luckier in love than we are, perhaps you haven’t heard of Hinge… As well as sharing a slew of photos and a basic profile, the app allows users to respond to prompt questions that give a little more insight into their personalities and what they’re looking for in a partner/friend/hookup.
The Italian Bachie shared overly blue-filtered pictures as he requested a “sexy woman” who lives a “drama-free life” and has good “energy” before they even speak. Alrighty then!
What does The Bachelors Australia 2023’s Thomas Malucelli have on his dating app profile?
“I’m a confident, playful, silly and strong man who is used to getting what I want,” he wrote. Might as well just upload a jpeg of a red flag instead!
Thomas added that he wanted “a woman who is used to the same”.
Okay, we’re gonna need some clarification here, mate. Used to getting what they want? OR used to giving their partner what they want?!
In another prompt, Thomas explained that he loved “beautiful, confident and sexy women that are completely comfortable in being feminine.”
Of course, the MLM grifter also wanted to add to his Isagenix downline, explaining that he was seeking somebody who valued “health, exercise and [a] healthy diet”.
To top it all off, Thomas revealed that his mantra is that “your energy introduces you before you even speak”. What?!
It’s the second dating app sighting for Thomas (after previously being spotted on Bumble in September) and we have a sneaking suspicion that The Bachelors Australia producers aren’t going to be happy about it.
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