The Bachelors Australia 2023’s Thomas Malucelli‘s breakup video with his ex-girlfriend (and Isagenix partner) Brittany Onorato is one of the wildest things to come out of this godforsaken franchise.
As reported in episode 242 of the So Dramatic! podcast, the former restaurant manager was in a serious, long-term relationship that allegedly saw him joining her Isagenix downline and becoming a distributor in a multi-level marketing scheme.
But in mid-2020, the scam-savvy couple took to Instagram to share a whopping seven-minute break-up announcement to their friends, family and shared pipeline. LEL!
What did Thomas Malucelli and Brittany Onorato reveal in their seven-minute break-up video?!
The creepily-smiling couple sipped on Isagenix-branded drinks as they discussed the breakdown of their relationship. Yep, totally normal stuff, guys!
Seriously, Thomas even mimed a drumroll before revealing the breakup announcement. WTAF is going on?!
The former couple explained they had been pretending to still be together for nearly six months while spruiking their enviable lifestyle to their followers.
“We have both learned so much now. There are so many things that come to mind that we didn’t do. It’s all a lesson,” Thomas said, explaining that they grew “so much” as people that they ended up “growing apart”.
He continued: “I’m so happy that Brittany came into my life. She’s been the best thing that ever happened to my life.”
“I’ve learned so much from her. She pushed me so many times beyond what I thought was possible. If it wasn’t for her, who knows where I would be right now?”
…Probs not selling overpriced vitamins on the internet, but that’s just our guess.
They went on to pull out every rom-com cliche in the book, explaining that they were “best friends” and still loved each other, but they weren’t in love anymore.
So, are we going to see Brittany come on The Bachelors Australia as Thomas’ platonic wing-woman?! We can only hope so!
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