The Bachelors Australia 2023‘s three stars couldn’t be more different from each other and their job titles are no exception.
There’s a pretty high chance that at least one of them will transition into being a full-time influencer, but their current profession gives us a pretty good idea of who this year’s Bachies really are.
Thomas Malucelli
Thomas Malucelli is a restaurant manager, and we’re not talking about the local takeaway joint.
He’s been working in hospitality since he was 14, so we’re not surprised that Thomas made his way to the very top of the Sydney foodie scene.
The 35-year-old previously worked as the manager of O Bar and Dining, which boasts a menu that’s so expensive it makes our wallets cry just looking at it.
A dozen oysters will set you back $74, their beef tartare is a staggering $95 and a lobster will cost you $180! Do you want a main meal, or to pay rent that week?
Seriously, a side of goddamn lettuce is $16… That’s not even a salad, it’s just lettuce!
He also grew up in Florence and our rose-coloured glasses reckon that he grew up eating the finest delicacies that Italy has to offer. Bellissimo!
Oh, and he transitioned from hospo to working for himself as a Isabody (Isagenix) Global Champion. Which, you know, is an interesting choice…
Now a transformation specialist and lifestyle entrepreneur, according to his “about me” page, the health coach became the “fittest and healthiest” he’s ever been at 32.
Felix Von Hofe
Felix Von Hofe is a man of many titles, currently working as a marketing manager and sports commentator.
He previously worked as a professional basketball player with the Melbourne Tigers.
He’s looking for a partner who has similar athletic hobbies and even previously dated an Olympian, so hopefully, his Bachelors Australia hopefuls are sporty!
Jed McIntosh
We’re still convinced that Jed McIntosh is a long-lost relative of Machine Gun Kelly and his career path is only adding to our speculations.
Jed is a drummer and songwriter of the alt-pop band Mood Monroe.
The group’s biggest inspirations are Imagine Dragons and the Weeknd, but NGL, we’re getting some 2020s pop punk MGK vibes in there too.
Their YouTube channel has 120 subscribers (at the time of writing), but we’re sure Jed’s Bachie appearance will give Mood Monroe a major algorithm boost.
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