The Bachelors Australia 2023 trailer has been released, and amid speculation that it’s going to be an actual sh*tshow, it surprisingly looks… good?!
While the series has seen air date changes, a YUGE shake-up that includes three Bachies — Felix von Hofe, 27, Jed McIntosh, 25, and Thomas Maluchelli, 35— and multiple spoilers by the leading men themselves, it is amazing that this show is even seeing the light of day.
But alas, the new clip promises a whole lotta drama, rejection, yelling and even a SWINGER! Sounds like a standard Saturday night, if we’re honest…
Finally, we’ve been introduced to our leading men — whose same three photos we’ve been staring at since the dawn of time — and actually get to hear them speak!
Felix reveals he’s never been in love, while Jed — a soft boi drummer — wants someone “confident” who can “can accept [his] lifestyle”.
Thomas, however, is just searching for someone he can add to his Isagenix team, and we smell a white Mercedes Benz in their future…
A Swinger Reveals Herself on The Bachelors Australia 2023
During what we’re sure will be a VERY long-winded rose ceremony, one of the contestants reveals she has some v important news to share with Felix before it cuts to him looking very concerned.
“Felix, there’s something I’d like to say to you,” she says before we see him saying: “She’s seeing someone at the moment, in an open relationship!”
Who it actually is, remains to be seen — but honestly, F*CK YES!
There Will Be THREE Proposals at the End of The Bachelors Australia 2023
“Three Bachelors, three engagement rings,” he announced to gasps from the multitude of women before him.
According to our So Dramatic! insider back in July, the addition was a little too much for the contestants.
“One girl left on the first night because the Bachelors are going to propose by the end of this,” the insider dished. “They actually have to propose. They all have engagement rings which they got given at the start.”
Apparently, all of the engagement rings were designed by the leading men, and they even announced from the get-go that is what was going to happen!
“They’re like: ‘we’re looking for wives.’” they said.
Other Honourable WILD Mentions from The Bachelors Australia 2023 Trailer
During a montage of women blindly accepting roses here, there and everywhere, one contestant decides she is unwilling to “accept this rose” from Jed.
“I thought I was the one making these decisions,” he said. “But apparently not.” LOL!
There is also a f*ck-ton of people making out, with one chick saying: “He’s a playa”, plus a suitor swap during one rose ceremony where one woman says: “I think I’m with the wrong person”.
And if you wanted draaamah, then you’re about to get it because a hectic fight between two of the girls sees one say: “How can you not see she’s a f*cking sociopath?”
All we can say is… is it January 9 already?!
Catch the full trailer of The Bachelors Australia 2023 below!
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