Twitter fans have figured out there’s a common denominator in drama on The Real Love Boat Australia: the newly recoupled Moana Berryman and Dalton Ford.

Just three episodes into Channel 10’s new dating series, we already have a love triangle between Moana, Dalton and Paddy Hughes.

ICYMI: The 27-year-old and Moana had a promising date in the second episode. However, Dalton — who was also keen on the Queenslander — told her that the chef didn’t see things furthering between them. I.e. A TOTAL lie.

The October 12 episode saw this all come to a head when Moana confronted the two fellas with finding out who was telling porkies, and viewers quickly got fed up with the dRaMa…

…and Moana busting out the tears every few minutes.

Fans of The Real Love Boat Australia 2022 Are Convinced Dalton and Moana Are Made for Each Other

Even though Dalton’s date with newcomer Chelsea Murray went off without a hitch, Josh Hack snapped her up at the recoupling.

This forced the actor-slash-model-slash-former The Block milkman to choose between Moana and Sari Thaiday.

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Dalton was forced to recouple with either Moana or Sari Thaiday. Source: Ten.

He picked Moana — because, of course, he did — and fans sang out their frustration because a) the catalysts for drama were still onboard and b) the only indigenous contestant became the first woman to be kicked off the show.

Will the next episode be less about drama and more about love (#JayAndSally4Eva)? We doubt it.

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