Twitter fans have figured out there’s a common denominator in drama on The Real Love Boat Australia: the newly recoupled Moana Berryman and Dalton Ford.
Just three episodes into Channel 10’s new dating series, we already have a love triangle between Moana, Dalton and Paddy Hughes.
ICYMI: The 27-year-old and Moana had a promising date in the second episode. However, Dalton — who was also keen on the Queenslander — told her that the chef didn’t see things furthering between them. I.e. A TOTAL lie.
The October 12 episode saw this all come to a head when Moana confronted the two fellas with finding out who was telling porkies, and viewers quickly got fed up with the dRaMa…
…and Moana busting out the tears every few minutes.
#TheRealLoveBoatAU Moana is bloody exhausting, can she just go home— A. Beaverhausen (@kezzra) October 12, 2022
Moana is a bit of a drama queen.— Bang Go The Bells (@BangGoTheBells) October 12, 2022
There was zero drama on this program until tonight.#TheRealLoveBoatAU
Fans of The Real Love Boat Australia 2022 Are Convinced Dalton and Moana Are Made for Each Other
Even though Dalton’s date with newcomer Chelsea Murray went off without a hitch, Josh Hack snapped her up at the recoupling.
This forced the actor-slash-model-slash-former The Block milkman to choose between Moana and Sari Thaiday.
He picked Moana — because, of course, he did — and fans sang out their frustration because a) the catalysts for drama were still onboard and b) the only indigenous contestant became the first woman to be kicked off the show.
The one First Nations contestant is out first, quelle surprise #TheRealLoveBoatAU— Thicc PearJuice (@ThiccPearJuice) October 12, 2022
Seriously, Moana & Dalton deserve each other. Both are liars and self centred. A match made in hell. Paddy can do much better. #TheRealLoveBoatAU— Little Mary Sunshine (@MaryPot67032662) October 12, 2022
This whole show is an ick and I hate it.— Pangolin (@justapangolin) October 12, 2022
Also dalton is a fuckwit
Dalton might just be the douchiest of douches that ever douched #TheRealLoveBoatAU— – (@peggggasus) October 12, 2022
Dalton’s defs a Love Island AU casting reject 😂 #TheRealLoveBoatAU— Jessica Brice (@JessicaQBrice) October 12, 2022
Dalton and Moana double elimination please 🙏 #TheRealLoveBoatAU— Pangolin (@justapangolin) October 12, 2022
Will the next episode be less about drama and more about love (#JayAndSally4Eva)? We doubt it.
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