Someone has spilled the beans about everything that goes down during the Love Triangle Season Two final decisions, and we’re REELING.

In case you’ve been living under a rock or truly just don’t care about singles on the hunt for a blue tick love, Stan’s dating experiment is drawing to a close with its finale in the books for November 16.

But if you can’t wait for the tea — or would prefer to read it than to watch — boy, do we have the goss for you!

Someone has spilled the beans about everything that goes down during the Love Triangle Season Two final decisions. Source: Stan

As reported in episode 328 of the So Dramatic! podcast, absolutely no one leaves the experiment officially coupled up. And colour us shook!

“When it comes to final decisions, there is only ONE triangle intact but there are no relationships at the end of the season,” an insider explained.

“It’s an epic fail. The entire season was all about the drama and no genuine love stories which is sad.”

By the time final decisions roll around, Sulei Hunt is the only lead deciding between his matches.

“He chooses Lili [Jean Berry], telling her he wishes she’d been there the whole time,” the source said.

“They agree to keep hanging out and visit each other in their respective states and go on ‘dates’ to see what happens.”

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Suleu Hunt chooses Lili Jean Berry over Lisa Valentina. Source: Stan

Meanwhile, Lisa Valentina “cracks it” when she’s dumped by Sulei.

“[She] says he made her feel unwanted throughout the experience and she deserves better. Then she cries a lot.”

Where do the rest of the Love Triangle stars stand after final decisions?

As for Tamera Francis, Sam Martin has already packed up and left at this point. As such, Jackson “brings her flowers on move-out day and they part ways and agree to be friends”.

Jacinta Matthews technically didn’t have a final decision considering Sheree wasn’t living with her.

However, our source dished that Jacinta and her other match, Nemo, “meet at a bar and he tells her he doesn’t want to continue seeing her”.

So far, we’re going strong — NOT!

Nellie Ryan is left with just Dan Nilsson because Richard Williams doesn’t return to the experiment. While Dan admits to having feelings for Nellie, “they end as friends”.

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Dan Nilsson reportedly confesses his feelings for Nellie Ryan. Source: Stan

As previously reported by So Dramatic!, Alan Wallace hooks up with Sophie Peacock from Sam Fisher‘s Triangle. However, she rejects him at the end of the series.

As for walking red flag Sam, well, he is well and truly gone. As such, the series ends with Sophie and Emily Ryder “celebrating having taken out the trash“.

We love to see it!

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