Married at First Sight Australia 2023‘s Alyssa Barmonde has set the record straight after Jesse Burford claimed they “hooked up” in a random AF Instagram Story.

ICYMI (we wouldn’t blame you if you did): Jesse posted a message from Alyssa in his DMs, who was replying to an Instagram Q&A in which a follower asked “How big is [Jesse’s p*nis]”.

“Bigger than average for me,” Alyssa replied. Below the screenshot, Jesse wrote: “[Alyssa] thinks I have an above-average Johnson. Yes. We hooked up.”

Naturally, we shot straight into the mum-of-one’s DMs to ask whether this tea was true.

“It’s a joke LOL,” she clarified. “We did not hook up.”

Alyssa then rejigged our memory of a moment we’d hoped to forget: “He ran naked around [the Couples’] retreat which was shown on the show.”

Alyssa, 35, then posted a screenshot of OUR DM interaction on her Story, tagging Jesse with the caption: “Hahahaha I’m gonna kill you hahahaha.”

Jesse then reposted it, further stirring the pot.

“Y’all should know by now that I’m the ultimate MAFS troll,” he penned. “But the truth is that [Tayla Winter] did sneak into my room and we hooked up too. And [Alyssa] is a liar.”

Yup, okay, TOTALLY a troll!

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