Married at First Sight Australia 2023’s Hugo Armstrong has revealed his inner f*ck boy in his leaked audition tape and now we can see where Tayla Winter was coming from!
The account executive showed his first signs of d*ck headery when he admitted that he’s attracted to “slimmer girls”.
“I prefer skinny, size 10 or less,” he confessed, stating that he liked a “mannequin-y type”. No wonder women are insecure about their bodies when men say sh*t like this!
The 32-year-old also stated that he was looking for someone “who is hot but kind.”
“A lot of super hot girls out there are super self-absorbed. You’re just there trying to figure out the crazy/hot scale, like what you’re willing to put up with,” he said.
“In a perfect world wouldn’t it be nice if she was super chill, super kind, worked for a charity but also looked crazy ratchet hot?” Bleh.
When asked if he preferred “looks” or “personality”, Hugo admitted that looks play a huge role.
“You know the heart is definitely attracted to the personality, but I recognise that it is completely insincere to discount looks,” he confessed.
“I think at the end of the day the reason why you want to get to know a personality is that the looks first held your attention to get you to that point.”
We get it, Hugo, looks are super important to you. Good luck finding a life-long partner who ticks all of your impossible boxes.
Hugo reveals that he’s selfish in relationships
Hugo attributed his unsuccessful dating history to the fact that he was “oblivious as f*ck.”
“I am as oblivious as f*ck. I try not to make the same mistake twice… Probably comes from me putting myself first, I am oblivious because I practice high levels of self-love,” he shared. It sounds like being selfish is the real reason Hugo’s single.
Hugo also revealed that he’ll always make backup plans after his dates so he can escape if things go sour.
“This is going to sound horrible, but I’ll always rock up with something to do planned for after the date,” he confessed.
“If [the date isn’t] going well, then I’m like look this has been absolutely awesome I’ve got to go and start the rest of my night. But you can’t really do that when you’re walking blind down the aisle.” Savage.
And here we were thinking Harrison Boon was the biggest f*ckboy this year, eh?
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