Beauty and the Geek 2022 is finally here, and everyone’s favourite wholesome show has yet again, captured the hearts of fans in just one episode!
Host Sophie Monk previously promised that there would be “sparks flying right from the start” and DAMN, she wasn’t wrong!
However, before there was romance, there were mermaids, trains and nasal spray.
Oh, and a wild AF SAS Australia-esque intro had everyone belly-laughing. Good lord, we love this show!
Is this SAS Australia or #BATG ? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/whr01TZBTd
— 𝐃𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰𝐬 (@DylanMatthews91) July 17, 2022
Naturally, Twitter lapped up every single one of Sophie’s iconic jokes and fell in love with the beauties and geeks.
So, what did they have to say about the inaugural episode of Beauty and the Geek 2022?
Sophie Monk Is a National Treasure and No One Can Tell Us Otherwise
As a self-confessed geek herself, Sophie has that certain je ne sais quoi that is made for BATG.
From her awkward one-liners to her affinity for always dressing for the occasion, we’re just not sure anyone could take her place.
Host of @BATG was the role @sophiemonk was born to do. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Sophie. #batg
— Sir_Baden 🏳️🌈 (@badenchalmers) July 17, 2022
Sophie Monk is one of Australia’s foremost comic geniuses. Fact. #BATG #BeautyAndTheGeek
— Tony Baloney (@CampCounsellor) July 17, 2022
I don’t wanna get involved with #BATG #BeautyAndTheGeek however I love Sophie Monk more than life itself and I can already feel myself being dragged into this awkward shitshow
— Steph the sarcastic sequin (@Steph_Simmons89) July 17, 2022
The First Date of Beauty and the Geek 2022 Had Everyone Clutching for the Tissues
After being impressed by Tegan Burns‘ moves in an obstacle course, geek Anthony Farah rounded up some courage to ask the dancer on the season’s first date!
There was segway riding and fangirling/fanboying over their shared love of Harry Potter. Plus, some seriously deep and meaningful conversation as Anthony confessed he’s struggled with confidence after growing up being bullied.
However, just as there was a glimmer of romance, the proud Gryffindor confessed he “wasn’t ready” for his first kiss just yet.
Ummm, protect him at all costs!
Good on you Anthony. That’s gutsy being the first to step up for a date. #batg
— Jen Lee 🇺🇦🇺🇦 (@jenleeren) July 17, 2022
Def felt your story Anthony. I was bullied as an “easy target” who wasn’t the typical “masculine” kind of guy in Primary and High School as well. It was intense and it was daily and it never let up or stopped. It can really break a person. Good on you for sharing on TV. #BATG
— JAY DANIELS (@TheJayDaniels) July 17, 2022
Fuck anyone who bullied Anthony #BATG pic.twitter.com/3vpYqqfySu
— 𝐃𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰𝐬 (@DylanMatthews91) July 17, 2022
So nice that Anthony says he’s not ready for his first kiss. I’m so pleased producers didn’t force him into one!! #batg
— Jen Lee 🇺🇦🇺🇦 (@jenleeren) July 17, 2022
Karly Choo-Choo-Chooses Train Enthusiast Aaron as Her Favourite Geek
Pocket rocket Karly Fisher revealed in her official bio for the show that people *literally* compare her to Donkey from Shrek and TBH, it ain’t hard to understand why!
The 28-year-old could talk underwater — and in her sleep, she revealed — and she just has the most contagious smile and personality. Still, she was hoping to meet a geek that could bring out her calm side.
Enter Aaron Seeto, the train-loving romantic who won us over with his nasal spray, which helps clear his nerves-induced stuffy nose. Bless his cotton socks!
Karly and Aaron could be a power couple…. #BATG pic.twitter.com/oKqCMEAdl6
— BigLoveRocks (@BigLoveRocks1) July 17, 2022
Oh Aaron has the stutters talking about Karly! Too cute 🥰 #batg
— Jen Lee 🇺🇦🇺🇦 (@jenleeren) July 17, 2022
Aaron’s doing better already.
— Just Sue.🇺🇦 (@SueKennedy19) July 17, 2022
His nose isn’t running as much.#batg pic.twitter.com/j6R93mnIkI
#BATG Aaron needs some nose candy stat!
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) July 17, 2022
We’re Calling It Now: Tara and Michael for the Win
Fireworks, sparks and any other pyrotechnics that could go off in the wake of romance did go off once Michael Gebicki set his sights on the real-life mermaid, Tara Schwarz.
Okay, so she’s not a REAL mermaid, but a kid’s entertainer who dresses as a mermaid for a living. So, for Michael who is also a children’s party entertainer, he knew he’d hit the absolute jackpot.
Everyone on Twitter can’t wait to see this cute AF romance evolve, as well as the geek’s inevitable makeover.
I’m here all day for Tara and Michael ❤️ #BATG Vibes!!
— JAY DANIELS (@TheJayDaniels) July 17, 2022
ok Michael and Tara have to be paired together for the whole show #BATGAustralia #BATG
— Tortilla Dave (@davotortilla) July 17, 2022
Michael, upon finding out that Tara is a professional mermaid: #BATG pic.twitter.com/ogxnjKYTSi
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) July 17, 2022
tara and michael get married right now challenge #batg
— alysha ♡ (@intosneedy) July 17, 2022
michael is in love and i’m so here for it! let’s skip to the wedding #batg
— alysha ♡ (@intosneedy) July 17, 2022
I cannot wait until Michael gets a haircut #BATG pic.twitter.com/s5G8FFlV8N
— 𝐃𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰𝐬 (@DylanMatthews91) July 17, 2022
Bring on episode two of Beauty and the Geek 2022, stat!
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