Streaming service Stan has hard-launched the cast of Love Triangle Season Two and we sense some chaos on the horizon!

ICYMI: The second season of the dating experiment — spawned from the brains behind Married at First Sight — was announced in August, much to the thrill of fans.

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Streaming service Stan has hard-launched the cast of Love Triangle Season Two. Source: Stan

Touted to be raunchier than ever, six singles will be hooked up with two potential partners.

The catch? They must choose just one based on texts and phone calls alone. Yep, they have no idea what they look like because physical descriptions aren’t allowed!

Former MAFS bride Ella Ding hosts the second season, so we hope she has some sage advice, having been through a similar sitch before.

So, who is the cast looking for love on Love Triangle Season Two?

Alan

32, Electrician, VIC

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Alan is often mistakingly perceived as an “FBoy” by potentials baes, but he’s adamant that perception is far from the truth.

The successful businessman and ex-semi-professional AFL player says he keeps his walls up and often looks for red flags rather than positives in partners.

Having been on several “inauthentic” dates, Alan is certain he won’t settle until he finds the “real deal”.

However, a little birdy tells us that things don’t go too well for Alan on the show because he was spied getting cosy with MAFSAlyssa Barmonde after filming!

Jacinta

28, Model, VIC

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Pansexual model Jacinta is searching for her soulmate after dipping her toe into the murky dating app pool.

While she had been in relationships with women and men, the 28-year-old hasn’t dated a man in over four years.

On Love Triangle, she’s hoping to connect with someone on an emotional level, with energy and confidence being non-negotiables.

As reported in episode 317 of the So Dramatic! podcast, one contestant described Jacinta as “an absolute c*nt and self-titled ‘queer icon’ who’s obsessed with herself”.

“No one talks to her,” they added.

Nellie

25, Comedian, TAS

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Nellie isn’t shy about her high expectations, particularly being a comedian who values sarcasm and humour.

Full of life and a long list of dating disasters, Nellie is looking for someone to adore her. 

Aren’t we all?!

Sam

35, Business Owner, WA

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Sam admittedly looks for love on a surface-level basis, often going for looks over substance.

Unsurprisingly, he becomes bored by “basic” personalities. Now, he’s ready to find someone unique who matches him on every level — not just his self-professed good looks!

Sulei

28, Social Worker, QLD

Social worker Sulei has been single for four years, although he’s never been in love.

He’s admittedly quite picky, often calling romances off before they’ve even got off the ground.

A devoted family man, Sulei is looking for a self-assured partner that his family adores.

Tamera

26, Content Creator/Model, NSW

London-born model and content creator Tamera has been single for five years and is ready to meet “the one”.

The super-driven participant claims to not have too high standards — although she is after a guy who’s “6’5” or above (not shorter), has depth of character and is an entrepreneur or professional athlete”.

Now, this isn’t super surprising considering insiders told So Dramatic! that Tamera previously dated The BachelorsFelix Von Hofe.

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