After arriving three hours late, Married at First Sight Australia 2022‘s Carolina Santos and Dion Giannarelli were smitten when she finally walked down the aisle.
However, the honeymoon was over before it even began when the 33-year-old Brazillian bride upped the ante from being a lil’ bit mean, to full-on evil.
Tasked with opening the honesty box during Tuesday night’s episode, Dion quickly learned that there’s a lot more to his new bride than wedding day lust. Meanwhile, Married at First Sight fans in the Twitter-verse realised that Carolina is the real villain of 2022.
Carolina Just Ain’t Into Dion
And we just ain’t into Carolina after tonight’s shenanigans.
The most vengeful honesty box question — “Are you attracted to me?” — reared its ugly head again last night.
While Dion admitted he found the young mum attractive, Carolina couldn’t admit the same when it came to her hubby.
it’s an honesty box bc of this question ‘do you find me attractive?’, it’s no question for a honeymoon! C’mon! I’d lie 😂for fkn survival bc THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN! Imo, Dion is saved by his eyes haha & ofc he’s attracted to Carolina, who isn’t?! #MAFSAustralia #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Jᴀɴᴇ Oʜ! (@uhohjaneoh) February 22, 2022
Carolina: “Do I think Dion is attractive enough for me?…do you think Dion is attractive enough for me?”….well the producers were probably hoping you certainly didn’t think so because they can get some cheating drama going obviously. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) February 22, 2022
With those blocky eyebrows, Carolina really has no right calling someone unattractive #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/c4VxoNs22y
— M 🧟♀️ (@mtxxox) February 22, 2022
Carolina Unleashes On Dion When “The Cameras Are Off”
The glamazon bride has a lot to learn if she thinks that the cameras are ever truly off in the MAFS world.
Announcing that she’s “going to tell [Dion] anyway”, Carolina dropped a hard truth, assuming the camera’s weren’t rolling.
“We all know that you do have a bit of money, and the girls probably pretend to be attracted to you because of it… and I’m not that kind of girl.”
As you can imagine, Twitter had an absolute field day.
Carolina really just said “People probably say they’re attracted to you because you have money.” #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ohCurjjckE
— Heathen Down Under 🎙 (@HeathenDownUnda) February 22, 2022
Bruh Carolina that’s one huge presumption wtf… what a terrible thing to say, that his past partners are only attracted to him cos of his money… how fucking rude. What an absolute terrible person she is #MAFSAU #mafs
— Crichianoooo (@crichianooo) February 22, 2022
Carolina telling Dion girls are only after him because of 🤑🤑🤑 #mafs #MAFSAU #MarriedatfirstsightAustralia pic.twitter.com/z5M2Tvj4OO
— Leto’s Burner (@MountainTedK) February 22, 2022
Why Is Carolina Even On Married at First Sight?
The honesty box dished out another loaded question, forcing Dion to question why Carolina’s past relationships haven’t worked out. And boy, do we have a few suggestions…
Long story short, the Sydneysider discovered — through sus means — that her ex was cheating on her while visiting “mature age brothels”.
Twitter (figuratively) had no words.
Hold up! ⏪ Did Carolina just say for her entire relationship with her ex he’d been going to a mature ladies brothel? WTF! Carolina has the most interesting back story #MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia
— Jᴀɴᴇ Oʜ! (@uhohjaneoh) February 22, 2022
“What part have you played on the breakdown of your past relationships?”
— Ross D (@rossd2302) February 22, 2022
Carolina: “My last partner cheated on me”
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩#MAFS #MAFSAU
I find it so hard as to why Carolina was cheated on in her previous relationship.
— Nic (@nicfazz) February 22, 2022
She seems so nice…#MAFS #MAFSAU
Carolina “I went through my ex partners phone and his bank account”…Um Dion, brother, change your pin immediately. #mafs #MAFSAU
— Ricky Leonard (@ricky_leonard19) February 22, 2022
Who would’ve thought one bride could elicit so much drama in a matter of days?! Imagine what she can pull off across a whole season!
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